Wednesday, November 18, 2009

"Noooooooo....." (sigh) "Donut hand me the sniper rifle"

The above quote could not be more true in this situation. It's 1st period maths, and we have the fantastically fun substitute McClain. Well, at least that's what I ASSUME her name is. I was just going to stick with pure demon spawn, but everything needs a proper name. It's pure torture and every second is making me consider suicide (but, alas, one must still look busy or else incur the Demon's wrath) and so I have my bento notes and partially completed article splashed out on the desk. All while wearing an expression of pure immersion, or course.............even when concentrating on a epic game of tetris.

I could give a ninja a run for his money, I'm so sneaky.

OH, C'MON! The classroom's wall clock seems to be mocking me, as i've been playing tetris for a grand total of 45 seconds. Hang on a minute......the little red minute hand isn't there! Its fallen to the bottom of the clock and is lying passed out. Hmm, seems a bit early for it to be drinking.

I hate Tuesdays. It's official. I seriously recommend the Government making at least one day a year 'National Tuesday-free Day' so that we can all sit at home and watch the morning cartoons in our jim jams.

I hate everything about Tuesdays. The weather, the classes I have that day, the people that have good classes that day, rental DVDs due back on Tuesdays, exams on Tuesdays, things released on Tuesdays, birthdays on Tuesdays........EVERYTHING!

And I especially hate having substitute teachers on Tuesdays.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

The Bitch is Back

Well, bloggers, it would appear the Bitch is Back.

After my brief gossip streak on MySpace (which is now on a permanent hiatus) it seems that your's truly has now decided to take over the world of with my witty charm and deep-rooted cynicism. But enough of that for now, for it would appear that my head is now (involuntarily) starting to reach the computer desk - at a lightening, snail pace speed I might add.

So while the rest of you enter the world of sleep, it's time for me to do what any mature, sophisticated young woman does when she does and/or starts anything new; Twitter Time!

Until next time, amigos.